.013 - lol he still didn't miss you Barge

[captain_jtkirk]

So.

What'd you crazy kids get up to while I was gone?

Shego, you can stop sticking your Kirk shaped voodoo doll with pins now.

Comments

Private/Written/Drunk

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

what

come and make me

SPAM YEY

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[KNOCK KNOCK GUESS WHO.]

Private/Written/Not Drunk

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[DADDY IS DISPLEASED WITH YOU IMMEDIATELY]

Are you drunk?

Private/Written/Still Drunk

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

little bit.

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Haven't you had enough of him? Everyone gets sick of Kirk after like five days. And so he has to comment as much.]

"You not sick of me yet?"

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You know, Jim, we can manage without you.

SCREW THIS WE'RE SPAMMING

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Kirk doesn't have the patience for this. He goes right over to her room and starts banging on the door.]

"Shego. A word."

[thatsmyspot.livejournal.com]

...Captain Kirk?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Shocking. I'm re-examining my entire life meaning right now.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That would be me.

SPAMMM

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

From where she's curled up in bed, Shego winces and sets down the bottle of vodka she's rather unwisely taking shots from on top of her current pain medication.

"Just one?" Pause. "It's open."

Re: SPAM

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[She's spent long periods with Han before; she doesn't really get sick of people.]

[With a bright smile:] Not quite.

[thatsmyspot.livejournal.com]

It is an honor to meet you, sir. Are you the original or the rebooted Captain Kirk?

SPAMMM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If Kirk was a doctor, he'd kill you for being so stupid. Instead he's just going to slap you around a little bit. He lets himself into her room and surveys her condition for a few moments.

"What happened?"

[commander-spock.livejournal.com]

[And from somewhere aboard the alternate Enterprise, Spock and company are just a tad bewildered.]

Jim. [Stated like a "trying to get someone's attention" and not a question.]

Re: SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Kirk isn't people. He's special. He grins back at her though.]

"What's up?"

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Why are you so hateful?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Spock? [That is a question.]

[original_fine]

What?

Oh.

[cisskabob]

Kirk! Welcome back!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Uh. Rebooted, I guess. Why?

SPAMMM

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

She's silent for a moment while she arranges an answer.

"Oh-kay. So. The Barge was dead last week, no lights or power or anything, so that was fun for all the old-timey guys who hate electricity, I guess. Not so much for anybody else. Me and O'Brien and a bunch of nerds broke into the engine to try and fix it and we all burnt to death. I think. I don't think any of us remember all that well. That was...Friday." She pauses. "Tim was in a coma, so that sucked, but it seems like he's okay now so I don't know."

Another, longer pause.

"Oh! And I totally beat up Joker last week 'cuz he killed Prefect."

there used to be a TOS Kirk here. SO HE RECOGNIZES YOU.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh not you again.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's in my nature. I have a tiny, tiny black heart incapable of joy.

But seriously, what happened while I was gone?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hey you, you old yet?