.013 - jk it's all public now

[captain_jtkirk]

So whoever owns Alpha? I'm assuming he's an Inmate anyway. You might want to stop by the kitchen and collect him.

And Chekov, you're needed down in the Infirmary.

Oh and Harvey? You might be needed too.

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J'accuse!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

What have you done to Harvey?

FU PREFECT

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Prefect?

I didn't do anything to Harvey.

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE KNOWS YOUR GAME

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...

Well, is he okay?

WHAT GAME? HIS LOVEGAME?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he's fine.

Someone's just asking for him, that's all.

AWW YEEEEAH.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

Who's asking for him? Why is someone asking for him?

He only plays it because he wants you to love and accept him

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Some girl wants him. I don't know why.

And you sound like his worried mother.

Prefect loves... stuff :c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Is she blonde and sort of evil?

Materialistic prick.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

More like brunette and tiny.

YOU SHOULD PHASER HIM ONE DAY :C

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh...

I guess that's okay then?

MAYBE I WILL. And then ride off into the sunset with Sam.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, why are you freaking out about this again?

You FIEND! Well... it could be worse.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Harvey's my friend, I'm just... concerned about him.

They're taking your boxes with them. :P

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How cute.

You realize this is the first time we've talked in like weeks. How you been?

DDDDDDD:

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well... all that stuff happened, Comrade. There were a lot of distractions... I've been all right. How about you?

What're you gonna do about it?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Can't really complain.

STOW AWAY IN THE BOX FULL OF PILLOWS!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well... that's good?

Harv <3s you Prefect!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I don't even know this guy.

BFF'S 4 LIFE? :D

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He's James Kirk. He was my warden for a bit while Sam was gone.

TOTALLY.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

The James Kirk?

AWESOME. THEY SHOULD GO GET ICE CREAM AND MOAN ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE ON THE BARGE!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yes Comrade. The James Kirk who kept saying Sam wasn't coming back and that he hated me and who beat me up when I was five!

...

He's not as bad as I'm making him sound.

I LIKE THAT PLAN!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

From what I know of Captain Kirk...yeah. Still, he sounds pretty awful. Sorry you had to deal with him.

We'll find a way to make it happen, there'll be a "Deliciousness" flood!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He isn't so bad now. I think he might have had an enemy called Sam at some point. Or an issue with the police, or... something.

What do you know about him?

Or a port at Candyland. :D

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Captain of the USS Enterprise, hung out in space with Spock, talked with dramatic pauses, things like that.

thread jaaacking

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Gee Prefect, don't hold back now.

thread jacking your own post? Man you're lame!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I didn't.

Private - I hate your face

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

For the record, I'm sorry that I hit you when we were kids. I was... uh, a troubled child.

immediate suspicion ahoy.

[thetroublewithv.livejournal.com]

What?

...
Why? What's wrong?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Your Inmate had a little unfortunate run in with another one. Thought you'd like to know.

[thetroublewithv.livejournal.com]

What?

[Kirk really shouldn't be expecting any more replies, Chekov's already sprinting down the hall.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're welcome?

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

What's wrong?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hayley's asking for you? Told her I'd pass on the message.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

She's in the Infirmary? Oh God...what happened?

I'm coming. Tell her I'm coming.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll let her tell you what happened but she's fine. She's in good hands.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

[no reply cause Harv's basically running to the infirmary at top speed now]

[cigarillosnguns.livejournal.com]

Thank you; I am Alpha's warden.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

He's probably unconscious and waiting for you.