captain_jtkirk | .013 - jk it's all public now

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.013 - jk it's all public now

So whoever owns Alpha? I'm assuming he's an Inmate anyway. You might want to stop by the kitchen and collect him.

And Chekov, you're needed down in the Infirmary.

Oh and Harvey? You might be needed too.

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What have you done to Harvey?

Prefect?

I didn't do anything to Harvey.

Oh.

...

Well, is he okay?

I'm sure he's fine.

Someone's just asking for him, that's all.

...

Who's asking for him? Why is someone asking for him?

What?

...
Why? What's wrong?

Some girl wants him. I don't know why.

And you sound like his worried mother.

Your Inmate had a little unfortunate run in with another one. Thought you'd like to know.

Is she blonde and sort of evil?

More like brunette and tiny.

Oh...

I guess that's okay then?

I'm sorry, why are you freaking out about this again?

Harvey's my friend, I'm just... concerned about him.

How cute.

You realize this is the first time we've talked in like weeks. How you been?

Well... all that stuff happened, Comrade. There were a lot of distractions... I've been all right. How about you?

What's wrong?

It's okay. I don't even know this guy.

He's James Kirk. He was my warden for a bit while Sam was gone.

The James Kirk?

Yes Comrade. The James Kirk who kept saying Sam wasn't coming back and that he hated me and who beat me up when I was five!

...

He's not as bad as I'm making him sound.

From what I know of Captain Kirk...yeah. Still, he sounds pretty awful. Sorry you had to deal with him.

Thank you; I am Alpha's warden.

Can't really complain.

Gee Prefect, don't hold back now.

Hayley's asking for you? Told her I'd pass on the message.

Congratulations.

He's probably unconscious and waiting for you.

What?

[Kirk really shouldn't be expecting any more replies, Chekov's already sprinting down the hall.]

Well... that's good?

He isn't so bad now. I think he might have had an enemy called Sam at some point. Or an issue with the police, or... something.

What do you know about him?

I didn't.

She's in the Infirmary? Oh God...what happened?

I'm coming. Tell her I'm coming.

Captain of the USS Enterprise, hung out in space with Spock, talked with dramatic pauses, things like that.

For the record, I'm sorry that I hit you when we were kids. I was... uh, a troubled child.

I'll let her tell you what happened but she's fine. She's in good hands.

You're welcome?

[no reply cause Harv's basically running to the infirmary at top speed now]

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J'accuse!

FU PREFECT

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE KNOWS YOUR GAME

WHAT GAME? HIS LOVEGAME?

AWW YEEEEAH.

immediate suspicion ahoy.

He only plays it because he wants you to love and accept him

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Prefect loves... stuff :c

Materialistic prick.

YOU SHOULD PHASER HIM ONE DAY :C

MAYBE I WILL. And then ride off into the sunset with Sam.

You FIEND! Well... it could be worse.

They're taking your boxes with them. :P

DDDDDDD:

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Harv <3s you Prefect!

BFF'S 4 LIFE? :D

TOTALLY.

AWESOME. THEY SHOULD GO GET ICE CREAM AND MOAN ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE ON THE BARGE!

I LIKE THAT PLAN!

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What're you gonna do about it?

thread jaaacking

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STOW AWAY IN THE BOX FULL OF PILLOWS!

We'll find a way to make it happen, there'll be a "Deliciousness" flood!

thread jacking your own post? Man you're lame!

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Or a port at Candyland. :D

Private - I hate your face

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