.019 - [voice]

[captain_jtkirk]

There is an unconscious, slightly balding man with a very odd and distinctive pattern of speech in the third floor hallway.

Someone should come claim him.

[ooc: So Kirk fought with and stunned Swing. Go Arthur Dent, go, fetch your Inmate.]

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I was wondering why you were running so late.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I would much rather have been in the gym with you.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered.

[Private]

And kinda surprised the shrill British chick didn't get to you first, although she seems like the type who won't put up or shut up.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if she encouraged him in some way or another.

Thanks for coming to my aid, by the way. Sexby told me that you stood up for me. I owe you one.

I apologize for this, he's in a trolling mood.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk. Did you rape him?

He is going to kill you someday, Logan :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why don't you come say that to my face?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Dude, lighten up. It was a joke.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a very good one.

Private

[agent-bly.livejournal.com]

Think we need another chat?

Private

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

About your baby blue eyes?

Private

[agent-bly.livejournal.com]

Don't be cute.

And don't antagonize Kirk either. Got it?

[autistic-genius.livejournal.com]

Uh... what happened? Did you just find him there?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He attacked me and said he was going to punish me. I defended myself.

[autistic-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh.

uh.

Who is it?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He didn't introduce himself.

[mystakenpromise.livejournal.com]

Just leave him be. I will come for him momentarily.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'll still be there.

[mystakenpromise.livejournal.com]

What did you do to defend yourself? And...what was he punishing you for?

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Great...look, do either of you need medical attention? I can be there in two minutes.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and what about the other guy?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

What the hell happened now?

[mustbe-thursday.livejournal.com]

Oh hell. This man had little to no rhythm to his way of talking as way of distinctive, didn't he? Er... Did he?

If so, I'll be right there.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds like him.

What the hell is his name?

[mustbe-thursday.livejournal.com]

Said something about confessions? Tried to measure your head?

Captain Findthee Swing, my inmate.