A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And that drives you to alcoholism?

Jack and Han are good guys. Nothing's going to go wrong. Try to sit back and enjoy the ride.

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I'm not driven to alcoholism! I'm just worried!

What if something happens and you don't know what to do?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

About me or because of me?

I was top of my class at the Academy in tactical analysis and survival strategies. I got this.

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Because of you.

Besides, I was an Alpha Plus back home! What you could do back home doesn't mean anything here!

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That hurts me.

Learn to have a little faith, Prefect. I would never let anyone hurt anybody on board while I was still alive.

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

Okay.