A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm really sure that I didn't send him home.

[gimmethemap]

So you don't have control over everything up there, like you claimed you did.

Now what is this stuff?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well I'm hardly going to take full credit for his success. That's bad taste.

It's champagne. You're supposed to drink it.

[gimmethemap]

But if you didn't send him home then the Admiral must have.

And yeah. I tried it. Do people only drink this horse piss where you come from? It's very weak.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Which sort of implies that I haven't done anything to harm the Admiral, now doesn't it?

It's for a toast. Would you like something stronger?

[gimmethemap]

I don't think you could if you tried. But we'll see where that goes.

And absolutely.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I did nothing to the Admiral and I have no intention of doing anything to the Admiral.

[There's now a bottle of whiskey. HAPPY?]

Morgan still thinks all three of you are buttbags.

[gimmethemap]

There's a good boy.