A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why don't I push some of your buttons later and we call it even?

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Not quite the same thing, hotshot. C'mon, just a quick tour. I bet you look great sitting in the captain's chair.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll send you a picture.

No one gets up here. Sorry.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

A picture might say a thousand words, but I can't have any fun with it.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll reenact it for you.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Any old chair isn't a captain's chair. And I gotta say, I like a man with authority.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't?

I'm not budging on this. Jack seemed very sure.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

So you'd pick stuffy old Jack over a chance to have a good time?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Who says I'm not having a good time with him?

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You could have a better time with me.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't know... he is the tall, dark and handsome type.

What do you have to offer me?

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I'm petite, blonde, and oh-so-feminine. Isn't that the type you alpha males like?

And if that doesn't strike your fancy, trying to hold onto me is like riding a lightning storm. In the best possible way.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Riding a lightning storm, you say?

Tell me more.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I can't really describe it. It's something you have to experience first-hand.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Even I know that you don't mix lightning storms with the helm and expect to come out on top.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Not if you don't know how to handle it. But I thought you were some kinda superstar.