A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

No thanks

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And why not?

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

Never really met the chap and I don't want to give any sort of approval to this bollocks.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You really enjoy raining on parades, don't you?

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

There's a saying that the French plant trees because the Germans like to march in the shade.

I don't plan on planting any trees for you, Jim.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

But at least enjoy the champagne. Or let me get you some other gift you like better.

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

Why should I accept anything at all from you? Nothing is yours to give.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The Admiral isn't going to miss a few bottles of champagne. Not from what I've seen up here.

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

Doesn't change the fact that it's not a gift if it's not yours to give.

I'll pass. Thanks anyway.