A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Next time I commandeer something, I'll keep that in mind. The first time I did it, there wasn't very much room for panic, when an entire planet was on the line.

I'll take the chance anyway.

Re: Private

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I think there was a lot less on the line here, perhaps.

Well, you do that. Captain, seriously, if someone tries to impose an...undue punishment on you for this, I will try and help you. Not because I agree with what you are doing but because... You're good men and need to be treated properly. I failed them la

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have guessed from some of the comments.

Well thank you. You know, I don't think I ever got your name.

Re: Private

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

True. But there were issues of double standards and undermining what was already established with very little reason.

Colonel Edward Sexby. I'm no lawyer, but I have experience of mutiny. I'll point out now that I do think there should be punishment, but it should be reasonable. I am only prepared to step in if it is undue or unreasonable, but I will.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I promise. There's plenty of reasons.

A pleasure to meet you, Colonel. As I already said to Angel, I'll talk punishments after we all get our vacation, which by the way, was one of the reasons for this whole thing.

Re: Private

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Very well captain. I take it we're coming into port soon?