A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

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[whatweoncewere]

Saved the planet?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Just a little bit.

It's more or less safe to say that Earth would be a black hole right now if it weren't for my actions. Not a lot of them were within regulations but that's not really the point everyone focused on after.

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[whatweoncewere]

Not bad. Just try and keep a little perspective. I dated a girl who'd saved the world five or six times before she was twenty.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel so lazy now.

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[whatweoncewere]

I'm just saying, don't get cocky. You're not god's gift to apocalypse-aversion.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Not yet. Apparently I turn into the greatest Starfleet Captain ever. Ask Janeway. She'll tell you.

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[whatweoncewere]

Right now, Janeway's your biggest critic.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

She's just pissy because I don't match up to something she read about in a history book. Which is naive because everyone knows that history books lie and glaze over everything unpleasant.

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[whatweoncewere]

Yeah, that's the truth.