A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

She's just pissy because I don't match up to something she read about in a history book. Which is naive because everyone knows that history books lie and glaze over everything unpleasant.

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[whatweoncewere]

Yeah, that's the truth.