A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We're toasting to my Inmate, not to the change of command, though you're welcome to do it to both.

[waypastcontrary.livejournal.com]

My point was more about the place we're apparently going to be visiting, but I'll take that suggestion. Cheers, idiots.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The port will not suck. Learn to have some faith.

[waypastcontrary.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I've got a severe depletion of faith in surprises.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must have had a terrible childhood.

[waypastcontrary.livejournal.com]

Huh. Your point is so abundantly clear now, I can barely see it.