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[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

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[myshipfirst]

Thank you, Jim, for announcing your presence, but I'm pretty sure everyone knew your name already.

[ And a nod to Spock. ] Commander.

[captain_jtkirk]

Huh maybe they are malfunctioning.

Or did you miss me that much Admiral that you had to follow me too?

[logistical]

[A brief nod in return.]

Admiral. We are broadcasting from an unsecure frequency; I am uncertain how long this transmission will last.

[daxattack]

[This is just a random barrage of incredibly famous Starfleet personnel in her bedroom, then.]

Captain Pike.

[In his prime, too. Before the training accident left his body a shell. Kahless, but this all had her feeling nostalgic.]

You look well, sir.

pre-movie i guess

[kelvin]

( at first, it was just some static, like something's trying to interfere with the signal on the ship. even when he's off, his body and mind is still on high alert, so he commed communications to see if there's a problem. there isn't, they say, so he leaves it at that.

it's when his device finally connects to a call, and the first thing the registers to his brain is 'Captain James T. Kirk', he drops it -- )

Bullshit.

( -- then he scrambles to picks it up again. Because no, that's just weird, and wrong, and Winona is in the Sickbay being checked up on the doctor because she's pregnant still and there's no way and what the fuck? )

Omg my feelings ilu

[captain_jtkirk]

[what even--]

Is there a problem?

hi it's eri again i just remembered that i have this dood

[fencing]

Captain Kirk. Commander Spock.

You called?

( yes very professional, sulu. )

Omg I have always wanted to tag you on memes but I was too scared

[captain_jtkirk]

Just saying hi, Mister Sulu.

[logistical]

Mr. Sulu. [A beat.] Are you well?

[with_discipline]

[Welp she's seen a Vulcan, cue the curiosity.]

What ship do you captain?

[captain_jtkirk]

The USS Enterprise.

[logistical]

[o hai this is not a pause for the emotions he is not having.]

Subcommander T'Pol?

[peektuttut]

Wow. Kinda weird, being on this end.

Hey, didn't you get out of dodge?

[captain_jtkirk]

I got bored.

[talentedtongue]

[Don't mind her, just sitting here staring at you like none of this makes sense. Maybe because it doesn't.]

Captain. You're--

[She glances back over her shoulder, and that wrinkle of confusion between her brows grows deeper.]

You're unconscious.

[At least you were about two minutes ago, by her latest reckoning.]

[Private]

[logistical]

[Spock might not be that great at interpreting humans but that means nothing good. He quickly locks the feed to Private.]

Lieutenant. We are currently subject to temporal distortions.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Just casually flirting back with you, you can't stop him.]

You are the angel of my dreams, Lieutenant.

[lesliemonster]

[Somewhere, in the depths of Pawnee City Hall, Ben Wyatt's soul is crumbling. It's a quiet loss -- one that he will always feel, but never be able to give a name to. Because three rooms away, Captain Kirk's face is on Leslie's screen. And Ben can never know.]

My friends call me Leslie. Hello.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Poor Ben, you sad bastard]

Hello.

[logistical]

[Er.]

Hello, Ms. Leslie.

video;

[legendaryhands]

Y'better not be bothering me on shift to tell me how boring the bridge is again, Jim. And for the record, I'd pay a lot've credits to see Spock bite someone and have a logical explanation for it.

video;

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm sure even Spock could find it logical to bite during sex.

[logistical]

Doctor. [A brief nod.]

Re: video;

[daxattack]

[Okay. Timelines are a thing. A concern. But when Dax hears that voice on her PADD -- sees the face the corresponds to it, she can't help but speak up.]

Leonard?

[ooc: in DS9, one of Dax's previous hosts and Bones did the nasty in the pasty, but obviously that doesn't need to apply to AU, and also he'd have no reason to recognize her current incarnation.]

Video

[daxattack]

[Holy.

Rancid.

Qovpatlh.

Just the most famous human in Starfleet history, on her data PADD. She is chalking this up to wormhole distortions.]

Captain Kirk. [Despite the uniform, if Jadzia's history is right (it is), Trill isn't yet a member of the federation. So her outfit alone is already one violation of the temporal prime directive.]

It's an -- [nope, can't say honor!] -- interesting hour to find a stranger's face in my bedroom.

Video

[captain_jtkirk]

[Pfft temporal prime directive is not a real thing.]

One might say there's no bad hour to find a stranger in your bedroom if they're good looking enough.