.004 - video

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

Comments

[logistical]

[They're both just going to pretend it's not happening :|]

The Captain and I are not on board the Enterprise. We are attempting to contact you from a different vessel; one that appears to be subject to severe temporal distortions.

[legendaryhands]

It-- y'what now? [ hold the damn phone ] You mean to tell me you've both been kidnapped and you're just having a conversation all willy-nilly like this is a regular Friday morning stroll through the park?

[ yes 'willy-nilly' extends to Jim being curious about Spock's bedroom habits, for your information, Spock ] Y'got any idea where you are, coordinates, rough location, any distinguishing landmarks? [ ughhhh reaching up to pinch the bridge of his nose and shake his head. ] Swear to the lord almighty I don't have the patience for this job sometimes. I'm a doctor, not a detective.

[logistical]

[Do you see this eyebrow arch at 'willy-nilly'? Do you? Good. Because it is the mother of all eyebrow arches.]

Calm yourself, Doctor, we have not been captured. We have been engaged as employees for a temporary duration.