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[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

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[daxattack]

[It is the REALEST OF THINGS, she once had a hand in accidentally making the universe disappear. They put it back, though.]

If being the operative word, I believe.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I like what I'm seeing.

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[daxattack]

[Kirk, you are earning that reputation. But Jadzia finds this all incredibly entertaining, and sits up a bit further in her chair.]

Screens can be deceiving. I could be running a distortion matrix. I could be an aged Klingon outcast, with a very strange hobby.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[He has a reputation???]

I doubt that.

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[daxattack]

[MAYBE.]

Never doubt the bored, disgraced warrior.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Does this bored, possibly disgraced warrior have a name?

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[daxattack]

Most warriors do.

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[captain_jtkirk]

If you don't tell me your name, I'll have to make one up for you.

[That's right, Jim Kirk recycles lines.]

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[daxattack]

[Shameful, Captain.]

I'm Linda.

[That's a 23rd century name, right? Right.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

[How would he know?]

I would not have said you look like a Linda.

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[daxattack]

I wouldn't have said that you look like a James, but the universe is a vast and mysterious place.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I almost ended up as a Tiberius so maybe my mom made the wrong choice after all.