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[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm sure even Spock could find it logical to bite during sex.

1/??? bear with me

[legendaryhands]

[ this face ]

2/???

[legendaryhands]

Why th'hell would I--

3/???

[legendaryhands]

[ oh god and then here comes the mental image ]

4/???

[legendaryhands]

[ this is the look of a man in the midst of an existential crisis

this is the face of a man experiencing unadulterated agony, Jim. agony! ]

5/5

[legendaryhands]

Thanks for that. No, really. Exactly what I wanted burned into my temporal lobe at nine in the goddamn morning. You're a pal. By the way, you're due for a check-up. Few immunizations. Say, ten or twenty? Or a hundred?

[captain_jtkirk]

Too bad I'm halfway across the universe right now or else I'd be down there in a heartbeat.

Shucks.

[legendaryhands]

Oh for god's sake Jim, what'd you do now? I swear I only saw you a few hours ago!

[captain_jtkirk]

I would've invited you but I figured that a space prison ship would give you a panic attack.

I'm a Warden for the record, before you start insinuated that I got arrested.

[legendaryhands]

How considerate of you. 'specially the part where you up and disappeared without thinking to tell anyone.

What the hell do I care? You could be the emperor of Constanthus for all I give a damn, point is that you're AWOL and you're awfully calm for a captain away from his ship. And crew. [ a pause, and a grunt: ] And friends. Y'think they might be, oh I dunno, worried about your wellbeing maybe?

[ shutupshutupshuTUP THIS IS NOT HIM CARING ]

[captain_jtkirk]

[You are his best friend :C]

He said no time would pass on Enterprise while I was gone. [/kayneshrug]

I miss you though, Bones.

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[fencing]

Ew.

( Oh shit did he say that out loud )

I mean --

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[captain_jtkirk]

[What's that noise? That's just Kirk laughing.]

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[fencing]

You're evil, Captain.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Like you haven't wondered.

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[fencing]

I haven't!

( NO REALLY HE IS A PURE SOUL. a beat, and then: )

Maybe a little.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[liar|]

It's okay. It happens to us all.

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[fencing]

I don't know about that, Captain. I don't think the doctor's even thought of it until you mentioned it.

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[captain_jtkirk]

And now he is thinking about it. So it happened to him too.

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[fencing]

( jim is lucky that sulu still has something of a hero worship on him (we all know he and chekov fanboy about him on their spare time) or he'd face palm. )

It's not exactly a thought that we would like to keep thinking about, sir.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm honestly wondering how long Spock is going to pretend like he can't hear me.