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[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[What's that noise? That's just Kirk laughing.]

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[fencing]

You're evil, Captain.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Like you haven't wondered.

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[fencing]

I haven't!

( NO REALLY HE IS A PURE SOUL. a beat, and then: )

Maybe a little.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[liar|]

It's okay. It happens to us all.

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[fencing]

I don't know about that, Captain. I don't think the doctor's even thought of it until you mentioned it.

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[captain_jtkirk]

And now he is thinking about it. So it happened to him too.

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[fencing]

( jim is lucky that sulu still has something of a hero worship on him (we all know he and chekov fanboy about him on their spare time) or he'd face palm. )

It's not exactly a thought that we would like to keep thinking about, sir.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm honestly wondering how long Spock is going to pretend like he can't hear me.