.004 - video

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

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[kelvin]

No girl?

( ...or boy, or alien. he'll love you regardless, jimmy. )

[captain_jtkirk]

[He laughs. There's been all of the above, actually.]

The Enterprise is the only woman for me.

[kelvin]

I should probably reassure you by saying something along the lines of 'as she should be', but.

( your mother. )

[captain_jtkirk]

[sob mom :C]

Sam's married, how about that? He's even got a kid. He can have the kids, I'll go explore the galaxy.