.004 - video

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

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[kelvin]

( try again. )

Really? How long?

[captain_jtkirk]

A while. It doesn't really matter. We're talking now.

[kelvin]

( you know your father's not exactly an idiot, jimmy boy. )

Alright, then. How are you?

[captain_jtkirk]

[well good, he'd be even more mad at you if you were]

Good. Happy. All those things I know parents like to hear.

[kelvin]

What's that, Jim? Was that the sound of you lying to your father?

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[captain_jtkirk]

I actually am happy right now.

[You didn't ask how his life was as a whole, so there.]

THAT ICON DOESN'T LOOK TOO HAPPY

[kelvin]

( he's met you for all of five minutes and he can already tell you're lying. )

Well, if you insist. You should say it again, though, with more feeling this time.

For reassurance.

( your dad can be a bit of a jerk, jim. i don't know, does that seem familiar? )

ITS SASSY, SASS MAKES HIM HAPPY

[captain_jtkirk]

[It does, how awful that being a dick is hereditary.]

I'm fine. Really. Good ship, good crew, good friends. Don't need much else.

[kelvin]

No girl?

( ...or boy, or alien. he'll love you regardless, jimmy. )

[captain_jtkirk]

[He laughs. There's been all of the above, actually.]

The Enterprise is the only woman for me.

[kelvin]

I should probably reassure you by saying something along the lines of 'as she should be', but.

( your mother. )

[captain_jtkirk]

[sob mom :C]

Sam's married, how about that? He's even got a kid. He can have the kids, I'll go explore the galaxy.