.004 - video

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

Comments

[peektuttut]

Wow. Kinda weird, being on this end.

Hey, didn't you get out of dodge?

[captain_jtkirk]

I got bored.

[peektuttut]

In space.

The final frontier.

....Bullshit.

[captain_jtkirk]

I could have, you don't know.

Actually, I have no idea if it was really me here before or not.

[peektuttut]

Huh? Wait - do you know who I am?

[captain_jtkirk]

Nope.

[peektuttut]

Great.

[SIGH. Well. sigh.] I'm Tim.

[captain_jtkirk]

Hi Tim. Our names rhyme.

[peektuttut]

Yeah, and you like to draw mustaches on people when they sleep.

[captain_jtkirk]

Some things never change.

[peektuttut]

I wish I could say I was surprised, but.

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, it's a total pain. I'm thinking about experimenting with sharp blows to the head, see if it knocks anything loose.

Hi.

[peektuttut]

Hey. [Wait he's doing a quick check of ~things~ on the network and--]

You went back too?

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, apparently terrible life decisions happen in clusters. How's Gotham?

[peektuttut]

It's Gotham. Haven't been shot at recently, so I guess I can't complain.

[gotgreenmagic]

I missed your optimism.

[peektuttut]

That's me, Mr. Optimistic. [Actually it was Mr. Sarcastic but-]

How've you been?