.006 - kirk is a teenaged girl on the inside

[captain_jtkirk]

Dear Diary,

This weekend I learned that I'm destined to marry Spock, settle down on New Vulcan, have 14 mostly human children, drive a red corvette and live happily ever after as a space pirate.

I really have a lot to look forward to in life.

[Have a tiny, tiny pause and then he actually sounds sincere about this next part.]

Thanks, Claire. I had fun.

[Private to Tim]

Can I talk to you?

Comments

[fortytwoseconds]

You mean you'd have children... actually with Spock? Like, Spock Spock? How would you do that?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. That's what the game said, so it must be true. And yes, that Spock, I only know one--alright I know two but they're technically the same guy.

[fortytwoseconds]

Two guys can't have a baby. The game must've made a mistake.

[Video]

[empirical_data]

[He almost concocts a response to that but... can't quite. He's ...he thinks this must be a joke. Right?]

[Video]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Oh Data.]

... not really.

[Video]

[empirical_data]

...

I am sure they would have been beautiful children.

[He just... can't not put his foot in his mouth. He tries really, really hard though. Really.]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[CAPTAIN KIIIIIRK okay it's not so hard to reign in the fanbyoish glee anymore.] What's up?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[YOU MIGHT LOSE THIS FANBOY GLEE AND REPLACE IT WITH TERROR, TIM]

Let's meet somewhere.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[GOOD LUCK, SIR. GOOD LUCK.]

...Okay. [What suspiciousness. :|] Mess hall?

Private

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

Impressive.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've got needs. And apparently he can satisfy them all. All fourteen of them.

Re: Private

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

That must be a very special skill of his.

[with_discipline]

[What. Even.]

That seems highly unlikely. [THERE ARE NO CORVETTE'S ON VULCAN. It would get dusty. :c]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[It gets dusty on earth too. POINT REJECTED]

Destiny is usually unlikely.

[with_discipline]

[HAVE FUN DRIVING THROUGH THE FORGE.]

Allowing that you and your first officer 'settle down' on New Vulcan, and that you either adopt or use only your own DNA, and manage to obtain an archaic form of transportation, Starfleet would hardly allow you to operate as a pirate.

[That may have been a joke. Maybe.]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

MASH?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What else?

[No seriously, Kirk was not a teenage girl in the 21st century. What other nonsense do you people have?]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I dunno, maybe there was another flood and people were going to start spouting their secret wishes.

[ Totally laughing at you. ]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....

I don't think you can fit fourteen children in a Corvette. Is Spock gonna be driving a minivan?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think we're going to have a survivalist family. If they can run faster than the car, they deserve to be able to ride in it.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I think I'm more amused that people are taking it almost seriously. [laughs]

But yeah. I'm thanking you too. Anyone who puts up with MASH and my bedtime stories gets gold stars in my book.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My love for Spock is a deep and serious thing, Claire. Have some sensitivity.

I love god stars.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I think I took it pretty seriously last night, don't you?

[Oh, wait, that came out wrong!]

I mean...not that way, I just..., guh, whatever, you know what I meant.

Then I'll keep a chart of them, just for you, Captain.

Not Aware his Memories Are Back...because he doesn't pay attention.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

How very lovely for you.

Not a lot of people are aware! It's a secret :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Jealous, Marquis?