.006 - kirk is a teenaged girl on the inside

[captain_jtkirk]

Dear Diary,

This weekend I learned that I'm destined to marry Spock, settle down on New Vulcan, have 14 mostly human children, drive a red corvette and live happily ever after as a space pirate.

I really have a lot to look forward to in life.

[Have a tiny, tiny pause and then he actually sounds sincere about this next part.]

Thanks, Claire. I had fun.

[Private to Tim]

Can I talk to you?

Comments

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Honestly, just the thought of 14 children is terrifying. As if one isn't enough.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have nightmares about having just one.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I try really hard not to think about it. I've gotten pretty good at that, actually.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Pretty good at not thinking about it or not having one?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Is there a correct answer to that question?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What would the wrong answer be?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Well if I'm good at not having kids, then I'm bad at not thinking about it. And if I'm good at not thinking about it, that implies that I'm bad at not having kids.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Touche.

So which one sucks more?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Being bad at not having kids. Definitely sucks. [ Oh she is trying so hard not to sound self-incriminating. Awkward. ]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hear, hear.