.006 - kirk is a teenaged girl on the inside

[captain_jtkirk]

Dear Diary,

This weekend I learned that I'm destined to marry Spock, settle down on New Vulcan, have 14 mostly human children, drive a red corvette and live happily ever after as a space pirate.

I really have a lot to look forward to in life.

[Have a tiny, tiny pause and then he actually sounds sincere about this next part.]

Thanks, Claire. I had fun.

[Private to Tim]

Can I talk to you?

Comments

[fortytwoseconds]

Two guys can't have a baby. The game must've made a mistake.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The game never lies. Or so I was told.

[fortytwoseconds]

It didn't have to be lying. What if it was just confused?