.006 - kirk is a teenaged girl on the inside

[captain_jtkirk]

Dear Diary,

This weekend I learned that I'm destined to marry Spock, settle down on New Vulcan, have 14 mostly human children, drive a red corvette and live happily ever after as a space pirate.

I really have a lot to look forward to in life.

[Have a tiny, tiny pause and then he actually sounds sincere about this next part.]

Thanks, Claire. I had fun.

[Private to Tim]

Can I talk to you?

Comments

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I have wine.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And I am leaving my room right now.

... do you still live in the same place?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Of course...though it is probably best that we meet in a less personal venue.

I'm sure you wouldn't like for me to take advantage of you in my own territory.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Where's the real difference between being groped in public and private?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

The audience, of course!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What kind of date do you take me for?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Did you want me to take you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Careful, Marquis. I'm a promised man.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

All the more reason you need a little experience.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That is hardly a problem with me.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

As far as you know.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are we going to drink and talk about your feelings or not?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Naturally, cherub.