captain_jtkirk: (tooo cute for words)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-09-27 05:44 pm

.006 - kirk is a teenaged girl on the inside

Dear Diary,

This weekend I learned that I'm destined to marry Spock, settle down on New Vulcan, have 14 mostly human children, drive a red corvette and live happily ever after as a space pirate.

I really have a lot to look forward to in life.

[Have a tiny, tiny pause and then he actually sounds sincere about this next part.]

Thanks, Claire. I had fun.

[Private to Tim]

Can I talk to you?
empirical_data: (query2)

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[personal profile] empirical_data 2010-09-28 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
...

I am sure they would have been beautiful children.

[He just... can't not put his foot in his mouth. He tries really, really hard though. Really.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I still can't really fathom how they would come into existence.
empirical_data: (disappointed 2)

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[personal profile] empirical_data 2010-09-28 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Genetic manipulation from samples of the father's DNA inserted into an egg and then place it in an artificial womb. It is fairly common in my time.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
... huh.

I guess the dream can be realized.
empirical_data: (obliging smile)

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[personal profile] empirical_data 2010-09-28 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't respond. He's thinking too hard of how Picard or Riker or Worf would react. He has to turn off the feed 'cause.... yeah. Smiling now.]