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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-09-27 05:44 pm
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.006 - kirk is a teenaged girl on the inside

Dear Diary,

This weekend I learned that I'm destined to marry Spock, settle down on New Vulcan, have 14 mostly human children, drive a red corvette and live happily ever after as a space pirate.

I really have a lot to look forward to in life.

[Have a tiny, tiny pause and then he actually sounds sincere about this next part.]

Thanks, Claire. I had fun.

[Private to Tim]

Can I talk to you?
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ITS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING MEAN TO HIM]

You don't have any hybrids in your time do you?
with_discipline: (Loss is too acute)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-28 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS NO WHERE NEAR FAIR PAYBACK.]

One.
with_discipline: (Maternity hurts)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-28 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[INNER. SOBBING.]

There was one.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of one before.
with_discipline: (No. I have not considered nursing.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[You're more intuitive than you look, Kirk.] Thank you.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[You're being short. And therefore, something's wrong. Kirk knows this about Vulcans.]

Want me to name one of my fourteen children after you? Cause I will.
with_discipline: (Seriously could you get hurt more.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-28 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[...Okay that's mildly amusing, good job Kirk.]

That is not necessary.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? If I don't have suggestions, I'll end up naming them all James II through XV.
with_discipline: (So uh you okay there?)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-28 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That would likely cause severe identity issues for you all.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You see why I need suggestions.
with_discipline: (O rly)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-28 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly. What would you name the girls?
with_discipline: (excuse me but wtf are you doing)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-29 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[PFT KIRK.] I was unaware of that.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The Tiberius would be hard to explain, I admit.
with_discipline: (I need you to know that's a bad idea)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-29 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Not only will there be identity issues, your daughters would have gender misunderstandings.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My family is a real mess of problems. I have no idea why we'd try to raise mostly human on New Vulcan anyway.
with_discipline: (OHOHOH IS SHE GONNA SMILE no. duh.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-09-29 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a curious decision.
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