.006 - kirk is a teenaged girl on the inside

[captain_jtkirk]

Dear Diary,

This weekend I learned that I'm destined to marry Spock, settle down on New Vulcan, have 14 mostly human children, drive a red corvette and live happily ever after as a space pirate.

I really have a lot to look forward to in life.

[Have a tiny, tiny pause and then he actually sounds sincere about this next part.]

Thanks, Claire. I had fun.

[Private to Tim]

Can I talk to you?

Comments

[with_discipline]

[What. Even.]

That seems highly unlikely. [THERE ARE NO CORVETTE'S ON VULCAN. It would get dusty. :c]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[It gets dusty on earth too. POINT REJECTED]

Destiny is usually unlikely.

[with_discipline]

[HAVE FUN DRIVING THROUGH THE FORGE.]

Allowing that you and your first officer 'settle down' on New Vulcan, and that you either adopt or use only your own DNA, and manage to obtain an archaic form of transportation, Starfleet would hardly allow you to operate as a pirate.

[That may have been a joke. Maybe.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[OLD VULCAN IS GONE ANYWAY. ANOTHER POINT REJECTED]

Guess I'll have to go against Starfleet then.

Shucks.

[with_discipline]

[SOB SHE'S TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT. Also, pft.]

I was unaware you'd entered into a relationship with Mister Spock.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Congrats. You effectively silenced him with that.]

I haven't.

[with_discipline]

[...She's counting that as a point. Or she would. If she kept score.]

It may be difficult to produce fourteen children with his consent, then.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He's eternally losing against all Vulcans. It doesn't matter.]

It's kind of hard to have fourteen children when both parents are male too.

[with_discipline]

Is In Vitro fertilization no longer common in your era?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I want natural children or none at all.

[Lol really, he wants none ever :|]

[with_discipline]

[Say what you mean, Kirk. :|]

Then you may indeed face difficulties. [She's sobbing on the inside. Change the topic. :c]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Ah shit. HE DOESN'T ABOUT YOUR SPAWN]

What would three quarters of a human and one fourth Vulcan even be like?

[with_discipline]

[THIS CONVERSATION HAS TAKEN AN OFFICIAL TURN FOR SUCK. :C]

I do not know.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[ITS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING MEAN TO HIM]

You don't have any hybrids in your time do you?

[with_discipline]

[THIS IS NO WHERE NEAR FAIR PAYBACK.]

One.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[DEAL WITH IT]

... what?

[with_discipline]

[INNER. SOBBING.]

There was one.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of one before.

[with_discipline]

She died.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... I'm sorry.

[with_discipline]

[You're more intuitive than you look, Kirk.] Thank you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You're being short. And therefore, something's wrong. Kirk knows this about Vulcans.]

Want me to name one of my fourteen children after you? Cause I will.

[with_discipline]

[...Okay that's mildly amusing, good job Kirk.]

That is not necessary.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? If I don't have suggestions, I'll end up naming them all James II through XV.

[with_discipline]

That would likely cause severe identity issues for you all.