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May. 13th, 2009

Captain's Log
Stardate 2258.63 62... fuck it. I've always hated dates. It's 2258 last I checked. That's all I need.

Jim Kirk here. I appear to have been relocated to a primitive space vessel. Which I thought, Admiral, when you said you needed me on a different ship for a while, that it would be, I don't know... shiny. New. With private bathrooms for everyone.

I feel like a drink. Anyone care to join me?

Alright, which one of you criminals is Prefect?

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James T. Kirk

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(not) granting the green one favors - 11 uses
abandonment issues out of nowhere - 3 uses
action spam - 4 uses
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ants in my pants - 4 uses
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bald people fuck up my life - 4 uses
being a cheeky bastard - 7 uses
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correcting moral wrongs - 13 uses
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green people are fun - 30 uses
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that's captain kirk to you - 13 uses
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why do i have to live on this crap boat - 29 uses
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.001 - And it begins
.002 - Here inmate, inmate

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