.001 - And it begins

[captain_jtkirk]

Captain's Log
Stardate 2258.63 62... fuck it. I've always hated dates. It's 2258 last I checked. That's all I need.

Jim Kirk here. I appear to have been relocated to a primitive space vessel. Which I thought, Admiral, when you said you needed me on a different ship for a while, that it would be, I don't know... shiny. New. With private bathrooms for everyone.

I feel like a drink. Anyone care to join me?

Comments

[one-who-is-many.livejournal.com]

More Federation cattle?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The Federation is pretty big, you know. You shouldn't sound so surprised and disgusted.

Who else is here?

[one-who-is-many.livejournal.com]

Your boundaries are the very mockery of expansion.

Perhaps you require a new... Collective? I don't think you'll find the self-righteous Captain Janeway an ideal to aspire to.

[vampish_aleera]

Drink, Sir...?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like alcohol. Booze. The fun juice. Interested?

[vampish_aleera]

I would enjoy th

I perhaps... Should refrain from...

[acid_rayne]

Well... Now I pretty much have seen everything.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's funny because I can't say the same thing about what's under your shirt. We should fix this dilemma.

[acid_rayne]

Slow down there, tiger!

This sure as shit ain't how I remember... Well, actually, it is. This is exactly how I remember you.

[muddershero.livejournal.com]

I could use a drink.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Excellent. That's the spirit.

[muddershero.livejournal.com]

Name's Jayne Cobb.

Janeway is...appalled. Not quite the Kirk she expected.

[fear-conquered.livejournal.com]

You're James T. Kirk?

Have sum threadjacking

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

He's clearly not! Don't listen to him!

He's BETTER

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Last time I checked my birth certificate. I means it's been a while but I don't think that's something I'd forget.

[fear-conquered.livejournal.com]

You're James T, Kirk, Captain of the first Enterprise?

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

More people from the future? Oh dear.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

From the future? Where the hell am I?

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

From my future. I didn't mean to confuse you, captain.

Ethan is appalled. You gonna get fourth walled so bad, Kirk.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

You are blatantly not Captain Kirk.

Ethan can suck it.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm Kahlan. Kahlan Amnell.


So, you're a captain? Of what, exactly?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The pleasure is all mine, Kahlan.

The USS Enterprise, newest flagship of the Federation.

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

It is seemingly always time for a drink around here.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And I think it's time that you and me to get know each other better.