.001 - And it begins

[captain_jtkirk]

Captain's Log
Stardate 2258.63 62... fuck it. I've always hated dates. It's 2258 last I checked. That's all I need.

Jim Kirk here. I appear to have been relocated to a primitive space vessel. Which I thought, Admiral, when you said you needed me on a different ship for a while, that it would be, I don't know... shiny. New. With private bathrooms for everyone.

I feel like a drink. Anyone care to join me?

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Now that sounds exactly like my life right now... plus I'm captain. Don't forget that part.

[acid_rayne]

And you're on, like, some sort of trek, right? Through the stars? Kind of like a star... Trek.

lololol

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think my first officer would get pissy if I started referring to our missions as treks through the stars.

She totally plans to get him to say this stuff... :D

[acid_rayne]

Yeah?

What's your favourite food? Maybe chili con... Oh, chili con... Something... What's that last word?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Con... fused about what you're talking about?

[acid_rayne]

Yeah, sure - something like that!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're kind of a weird lady.

[acid_rayne]

Don't worry, kid. I get that a lot.

The name's Rayne, but, um... You might wanna' take a rain check before wining and dining Aleera.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why's that?

[acid_rayne]

'Cause you'll probably end up as dessert and not in the fun way.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Should've known. It's always the reheaded ones that are the weirdos.

[acid_rayne]

Around here, the blondes have a pretty good track record, actually...

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Blondes are crazy everywhere. That's not that special.