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.062 - it's hard to be a lady

[Private to Bones]

Are you working in the Infirmary right now?

[Private to Uhura]

I have questions for you.

[Private to T'Pol]

Do you still have that thing I gave you for Christmas?

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I'm almost off shift- what's wrong?

My rib keeps acting up.

Your ribs? I thought I told you and Shego not to get your asses brought down here with that sparring of yours.

Alright, come down and I'll see what I can do.

I think it was Shinzon's fault and not Shego's but okay.

I'll be down in a few minutes.

[McCoy sighed when he put down the PADD, glancing once over the patients they had before settling his gaze on the door. This was what, the third day of the flood? The fourth? He sincerely hoped this wasn't somehow the Admiral's doing, the pub had been understandable enough but this just seemed damned nonsensical to him.]

[Kirk wandered into the Infirmary about ten minutes later, rubbing a palm against her side as she walked.]

"Pretty sure this is your fault, you know."

[Just in case Bones was wondering who she was placing the blame on.]

Really, feel free to explain your inane reasoning to me. [McCoy gestured for her to sit on one of the beds as he approached.]

"Because it's been bugging me since my fight with Shinzon and you were the one who patched me up after?"

[Just a thought.

Kirk moved to sit on one of the beds, trying to look about as awkward as she could manage.]

I patched you up just fine- I'm a damned good doctor and you're a damned terrible patient. You probably ignored my pointed comments about straining yourself. [He said, lifting her shirt a bit to examine her side.]

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[spam] - I'm done now i promise

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[spam] - I messed up the icons a few posts back. Oh well

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[HNNNG ASDFlksjdhgkajsdbhnej.]

You're welcome to it.

I do not want it returned. [EVER.]

I think I can manage that.

How accommodating. [VULCAN HAAAATE.]

[Get ready to hate Kirk more]

Do I have to wash it off?

[She's taking a number to wring his neck. :|]

It was never removed from the box.

[It's a pretty long line, I won't lie]

Yeah I expected as much. But it doesn't hurt to check.

It wastes time.

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Of course, Captain.

What questions do you have?

I'm pretty sure that my new breasts aren't even the same size.

Normal?

CAPTAIN! That is completely inappropriate to ask.

But...yes. That is normal.

Uhura. We're both currently not the sex we were born and wearing each other's clothes right now.

I really doubt how inappropriate it was.

Yes but...

Fine. I answered your question.

I have other ones...

Me first.

Why are you asking me this? Surely there are plenty of women who would love to answer these questions for you.

Because I trust you?

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