captain_jtkirk | .062 - it's hard to be a lady

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.062 - it's hard to be a lady

[Private to Bones]

Are you working in the Infirmary right now?

[Private to Uhura]

I have questions for you.

[Private to T'Pol]

Do you still have that thing I gave you for Christmas?

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Because it is. Because he is not attracted to males in the same way as he is females. Some of us are not so free with our affections.

That doesn't give him the right to ignore you and if he is, then I'm going to have to pound on him a little bit.

No one is ignoring anyone, Kirk. I am patient. I will wait this out. And then I will give him a great reward for having to put up with all of this.

Do not worry about us, Captain.

Where the hell is he anyway? I haven't seen him. I'm not actually sure if I know he's still a he but I"m going to guess and say yes.

My offer to pound on him still stands in case you ever need it.

No, Kirk. I don't want you to ever hurt him on my account.

Besides, if I remember correctly, the last time you tried to attack him, he bent you over a console.

To be fair, I didn't attack him. I attacked his mother.

Yeah. Which was a very low blow, Jim.

He told me to do it!

What are you talking about?

The other Spock -the old one said I had to emotionally compromise... himself.

Captain...what other Spock?

[WHOOPS]

How much do you know about what happened to me on Delta Vega?

Only that you came back with Mister Scott looking beat to hell.

There might've been a third person on the planet. Who didn't come back with us.

This...Captain, whatever you want to tell me, just tell me.

Fine but if some other universe breaks because of this, it's not my fault.

Nero wasn't the only one to fall through the blackhole. Spock did too. But he's not our Spock. He's... the other one.

From the Admiral's timeline? Admiral Kirk, I mean.

Yeah. He saved me from an ice monster and was very insistent that I had to be the captain.

So he was the reason you said such awful things to Spock?

I had to get him to resign, Uhura. It was the only thing I could think of that would hit deeply enough.

Yeah. Of course.

... I'm not proud of that either.

Anything to do what needed to be done, right?

He brought up my dad to make a point.

I'm not saying that was right, either.