captain_jtkirk | .062 - it's hard to be a lady

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.062 - it's hard to be a lady

[Private to Bones]

Are you working in the Infirmary right now?

[Private to Uhura]

I have questions for you.

[Private to T'Pol]

Do you still have that thing I gave you for Christmas?

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To be honest, the mood died when she said that she loved me.

Pretty sure I have some kind of lump in my lopsided breasts. Still normal?

She said-

Wait. No. A lump is not normal. How did you even find the- nevermind. Do not answer that.

I'm really not proud of what happened with Gaila. For the record.

Uh... alright. But you ladies have them all the time, right?

No, Captain. Lumps are not normal. You need to have that looked at. Depending on how long this flood lasts...

Heh. It better not last much longer. I'm tired of being a woman. It's much better to just have sex with them.

I hope it does not last much longer either, Captain. Being a man has done nothing but...

Well, it's boring.

I bet you could convince Spock to overlook the man part.

I wouldn't want him to.

Why not?

Because it would not be the same afterward. He would know that I talked him into doing something that he really did not want to do.

I do not want him to resent me for it.

It wouldn't bug you that he's picky on how you look? You're still you under all of that. That shouldn't change anything.

No. There is a fundamental difference in this and...say, gaining some weight. Or changing my hair.

I know that his feelings would not change if those happened but this...no. This is not simply a cosmetic change.

Humans are too damn bound by gender.

It is not about gender. It is about making him do something he is not comfortable with.

And what about it makes it so uncomfortable?

Because it is. Because he is not attracted to males in the same way as he is females. Some of us are not so free with our affections.

That doesn't give him the right to ignore you and if he is, then I'm going to have to pound on him a little bit.

No one is ignoring anyone, Kirk. I am patient. I will wait this out. And then I will give him a great reward for having to put up with all of this.

Do not worry about us, Captain.

Where the hell is he anyway? I haven't seen him. I'm not actually sure if I know he's still a he but I"m going to guess and say yes.

My offer to pound on him still stands in case you ever need it.

No, Kirk. I don't want you to ever hurt him on my account.

Besides, if I remember correctly, the last time you tried to attack him, he bent you over a console.

To be fair, I didn't attack him. I attacked his mother.

Yeah. Which was a very low blow, Jim.

He told me to do it!

What are you talking about?

The other Spock -the old one said I had to emotionally compromise... himself.