.062 - it's hard to be a lady

[captain_jtkirk]

[Private to Bones]

Are you working in the Infirmary right now?

[Private to Uhura]

I have questions for you.

[Private to T'Pol]

Do you still have that thing I gave you for Christmas?

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Because Jim- [McCoy had to pause at that. Maybe it was the last port, maybe it was before hand, but even trying his damnedest to ignore it he was beginning to feel something about their relationship. It was pretty close to panic, some sort of neurotic feeling that he had been here before and everything went to shit.

He sighed, pressing one of his temples.] Tell me, do your ribs actually hurt or is this just another seduction attempt? You get points for creativity alright.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"They're not that bad." [Which on a Kirk scale, was like pretty painful to most people. But she'd pretty much built up a tolerance to feeling pain.] "I was killing two birds with one stone."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're a genius alright. [McCoy's brow rose. What the hell.] That offer still open?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Kirk stared for a split second before she smiled slowly.] "Maybe I need some convincing."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[McCoy let himself have a moment to be exasperated.] Maybe I should try using some of your lines against you. Nice shoes, want to fuck? [He said, vague bemusement in his tone despite himself.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Your pants must be made out of mirrors." [Kirk said, slinging an arm around the doctor's neck and pulling him in closer before she lowered her voice.] "Because I can see myself in them."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[McCoy nearly groaned at how terrible that one was, putting his hands at Kirk's waist.] I'd hate to see the sad bunch that fell for that one.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"You should probably avoid looking at your mirror pants then." [She pressed in closer, resting her mouth against his chin.] "Can we go back to your room now that you've seen the light?"