captain_jtkirk | .062 - it's hard to be a lady

What can't offend me? Your healthy sense of adventure? [He said sardonically, pulling his hand away to quirk an eyebrow at Jim. And not look at her breasts.] You'll live, just don't rough house for the rest of the week.

[Kirk rolled her eyes at that, at how dense Bones was sometimes.] "Define rough house."

What gave you that- [He nodded to her ribs.] -in the first place.

[Kirk smiled at him slowly.] "So sex is still okay?"

[Have a Look Kirk.] Depends on what kind you have in mind.

"Whatever you have in mind, sugar bear." [Kirk replied cheekily, reaching out to grab McCoy's hand and pull it back towards her chest.] "I need to be doctored."

[McCoy let out a frustrated sigh as he pulled his hand away.] I should have known, the only way to get you down here would be sex. No, Jim.

"I'm not going to get pregnant, for the love of god." [Kirk retorted, scowling at him.] "So give me a good reason as to why not."

Give me a good reason why for one damn time you can't leave well enough alone? [McCoy shot back with a scowl of his own.]

"I don't get why you're acting like I'm a leper or something. I'm still me. And if anything, you should like the packaging better now."

'Packaging-' the whole damned thing's a joke to you, isn't it? [McCoy huffed, turning to occupy himself with grabbing his PADD.] I said no and now you have to make a game out of it. Well sorry to tell you, I'm not playing this round.

[Kirk stared at him for a long moment before pushing her shirt down and hopping off the bed.] "Fine but fuck you, Bones. I'm not going to sit around and wait for the times when you actually do like me. You can't have it both ways."

[McCoy turned with a glare.] Don't even think about it kid, you're not turning this on me. Admit it, you're like a damned dog with a bone when it comes to getting something you want and this was the same. [He placed the PADD down exactly where he had picked it up from, scowling as he walked over.] I told you when we started this I'm not a damned game for you to pass the time with.

"How is this not your problem?" [Kirk practically screeched at him, waving her hand around wildly. This wasn't like with Uhura and Spock because Kirk knew that Bones was still attracted to women. It shouldn't make any difference.]

"I literally got changed into a different sex and instead of freaking out about it, I'm willing to experience something new. It's how I am and you asked me to at least try to be monogamous which uh, by the way, I'm trying right now. But my mistake, I didn't realize that I'm only worth having sex with when I don't remind you of your ex-wife."

Edited 2010-03-03 03:33 (UTC)

[McCoy paused at that, giving Jim a long look before speaking again.] That's what this is about? [He asked slowly, turning fully to face Jim.] No offense Jim, but you've never been particularly understanding of the monogamy concept before.

"Yeah and I'm not really that great at it to be honest." [Kirk said, hands on her hips, which really... this should've been obvious but who knew. Maybe it wasn't.] "But you get first dibs and if you don't want it, then someone else will."

You're real charming, you know that? [He frowned but not quite as irately as before. 'First dibs,' he really shouldn't be surprised anymore.] That's what I'm talking about Jim, you can't go using fidelity as a threat for god's sake.

Edited 2010-03-04 05:07 (UTC)

"It's not a threat. It's a fact. I'm having sex like this and if you don't want it, I respect that. I can't say I understand it because my dick is pretty amazing but there's no way it turned you completely off women but whatever. I was trying but now I'm having problems remembering why because it seems to me like it shouldn't be conditional either."

Jesus Jim, do you really think I was running off like that half the time because I wasn't- [McCoy stopped there, pinching the bridge of his nose.] Lord, you really are a woman. You're very attractive Jim, that's never been the issue here.

[Kirk gave him an irritated look for that because it wasn't like this was fun for her either. Stupid things bugged her now and she really didn't get how women weren't huge bitches all of the time.]

"Then what is the problem? It's not a game. I'm not jerking you around. It's not like you aren't attractive to women. I'm not a different person. What's the big deal?"

[McCoy just eyed her for a long moment. Alright, even if it had been some sort of game to Kirk it apparently wasn't always that, or wasn't anymore. His brow rose, unsure if he should feel defeated or relieved. He settled for vaguely grumpy.] You're the genius. If you can't figure it out why the hell are you asking me?

"Because it's nicer than just kneeing you in the crotch and leaving?"

[Or she really didn't get why Bones was freaking out over this because she was sort of emotionally retarded and he wasn't giving her any kind of context clues to go on.]

"I'm not being a jerk about this, Bones. I don't get why you keep insisting that I am."

Edited 2010-03-04 07:06 (UTC)

Because Jim- [McCoy had to pause at that. Maybe it was the last port, maybe it was before hand, but even trying his damnedest to ignore it he was beginning to feel something about their relationship. It was pretty close to panic, some sort of neurotic feeling that he had been here before and everything went to shit.

He sighed, pressing one of his temples.] Tell me, do your ribs actually hurt or is this just another seduction attempt? You get points for creativity alright.

"They're not that bad." [Which on a Kirk scale, was like pretty painful to most people. But she'd pretty much built up a tolerance to feeling pain.] "I was killing two birds with one stone."

You're a genius alright. [McCoy's brow rose. What the hell.] That offer still open?

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