captain_jtkirk | .062 - it's hard to be a lady

[Kirk twitched a little bit.] "Still higher and kind of to the left." [Riiight into boob territory.] "And it was bugging me before Shego, so stop blaming her."

[Poor McCoy pressed the area in question, still in professional mode too much to suspect ulterior motives.] I scanned you Jim, your ribs were fine. A little tender since the fight but not enough to cause any pain.

[Well, Kirk never had to deal with blurring the lines between doctor and patient and she really enjoyed the touch to her chest region. It was nice, okay. She totally got why women loved it now. And if she gasped a little bit, that wasn't her fault.]

"Oh, so you're singing the praises of technology now, huh? Is the world ending too?"

Edited 2010-03-01 06:48 (UTC)

[McCoy glanced at her at the gasp, momentarily faltered but damnit, he was professional. Or at least trying to be until Jim gave him a reason to kick her ass.]

Maybe I have a bit more respect for it after having to deal with this barbaric nonsense. [He said, lowering his hand slightly.] What I mean is I don't make such simple mistakes, especially not when I only get one go at you a decade the way you skip appointments. [He moved his hand away.] I think you managed to bruise 'em.

"Oh so you're set until I'm past the ripe age of thirty then?" [Kirk retorted, though that was hardly a fair accusation. Since it wasn't like she had any appointments to break. A sudden decision for the need for a physical was not an appointment.]

"You didn't check the other side."

I'm set until next week when you do something stupid and fracture one of those bones of yours. [McCoy shot back. He gave Kirk a look, yeah, he was starting to catch on somewhere in his brain. Not enough to do much more than huff as he pressed his fingers to the other side of her rib cage.]

"Easy on the goods, Bones." [Kirk joked, leaning into the touch just a little bit. Not enough to be blatant but he was a doctor, he'd probably be able to sense it. And the ribs on her other side were completely fine.] "They can't offend you that much."

What can't offend me? Your healthy sense of adventure? [He said sardonically, pulling his hand away to quirk an eyebrow at Jim. And not look at her breasts.] You'll live, just don't rough house for the rest of the week.

[Kirk rolled her eyes at that, at how dense Bones was sometimes.] "Define rough house."

What gave you that- [He nodded to her ribs.] -in the first place.

[Kirk smiled at him slowly.] "So sex is still okay?"

[Have a Look Kirk.] Depends on what kind you have in mind.

"Whatever you have in mind, sugar bear." [Kirk replied cheekily, reaching out to grab McCoy's hand and pull it back towards her chest.] "I need to be doctored."

[McCoy let out a frustrated sigh as he pulled his hand away.] I should have known, the only way to get you down here would be sex. No, Jim.

"I'm not going to get pregnant, for the love of god." [Kirk retorted, scowling at him.] "So give me a good reason as to why not."

Give me a good reason why for one damn time you can't leave well enough alone? [McCoy shot back with a scowl of his own.]

"I don't get why you're acting like I'm a leper or something. I'm still me. And if anything, you should like the packaging better now."

'Packaging-' the whole damned thing's a joke to you, isn't it? [McCoy huffed, turning to occupy himself with grabbing his PADD.] I said no and now you have to make a game out of it. Well sorry to tell you, I'm not playing this round.

[Kirk stared at him for a long moment before pushing her shirt down and hopping off the bed.] "Fine but fuck you, Bones. I'm not going to sit around and wait for the times when you actually do like me. You can't have it both ways."

[McCoy turned with a glare.] Don't even think about it kid, you're not turning this on me. Admit it, you're like a damned dog with a bone when it comes to getting something you want and this was the same. [He placed the PADD down exactly where he had picked it up from, scowling as he walked over.] I told you when we started this I'm not a damned game for you to pass the time with.

"How is this not your problem?" [Kirk practically screeched at him, waving her hand around wildly. This wasn't like with Uhura and Spock because Kirk knew that Bones was still attracted to women. It shouldn't make any difference.]

"I literally got changed into a different sex and instead of freaking out about it, I'm willing to experience something new. It's how I am and you asked me to at least try to be monogamous which uh, by the way, I'm trying right now. But my mistake, I didn't realize that I'm only worth having sex with when I don't remind you of your ex-wife."

Edited 2010-03-03 03:33 (UTC)

[McCoy paused at that, giving Jim a long look before speaking again.] That's what this is about? [He asked slowly, turning fully to face Jim.] No offense Jim, but you've never been particularly understanding of the monogamy concept before.

"Yeah and I'm not really that great at it to be honest." [Kirk said, hands on her hips, which really... this should've been obvious but who knew. Maybe it wasn't.] "But you get first dibs and if you don't want it, then someone else will."

You're real charming, you know that? [He frowned but not quite as irately as before. 'First dibs,' he really shouldn't be surprised anymore.] That's what I'm talking about Jim, you can't go using fidelity as a threat for god's sake.

Edited 2010-03-04 05:07 (UTC)

"It's not a threat. It's a fact. I'm having sex like this and if you don't want it, I respect that. I can't say I understand it because my dick is pretty amazing but there's no way it turned you completely off women but whatever. I was trying but now I'm having problems remembering why because it seems to me like it shouldn't be conditional either."

.062 - it's hard to be a lady

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