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While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

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James T. Kirk

May 2014

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(not) granting the green one favors - 11 uses
action spam - 4 uses
actually doing my job? - 5 uses
ants in my pants - 4 uses
baby kirk is a sad adorable creature - 4 uses
bald people fuck up my life - 4 uses
being a cheeky bastard - 7 uses
being a decent human being? - 10 uses
bones is the worst doctor ever - 15 uses
coping skills? nonexistant - 3 uses
correcting moral wrongs - 13 uses
emotional attention span of a child - 5 uses
floods are the coolest thing since me - 8 uses
getting in the holiday spirit - 8 uses
gonna have to cut a bitch - 3 uses
granting the green one favors - 6 uses
green people are fun - 30 uses
i miss the enterprise - 21 uses
i need a drink - 7 uses
i want my mommy - 6 uses
idle hands are the devil's playground - 6 uses
in charge of yo ass - 3 uses
in dire need of my lackeys - 4 uses
it's a hard knock life - 4 uses
it's time to booze - 12 uses
kirk-ling is a liar pants - 3 uses
let me get my shotgun - 3 uses
my dad looks like my twin - 3 uses
my inmate is my soulmate - 4 uses
my life is a joke - 3 uses
my social skills are lacking - 14 uses
nero's the root cause of all my problems - 4 uses
nice things are overrated - 14 uses
not yo daddy's kirk - 10 uses
ow my brain - 4 uses
phasers are not toys - 5 uses
ports are awesome! - 10 uses
recklessness is bitching cool - 5 uses
riddle me this - 3 uses
secretly a fifteen year old girl - 6 uses
security team=suck - 5 uses
sexually frustrated - 6 uses
spam - 4 uses
starfleet teaches mad skillz - 3 uses
team player - 4 uses
that's captain kirk to you - 13 uses
vulcans are my favorite species - 6 uses
we're repressing this - 18 uses
why do i have to live on this crap boat - 29 uses
wth shego why so weird - 4 uses

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.058 - re: presents

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