James T. Kirk

[Kirk really isn't sure how he'd gotten from the pub on the Barge to this... forest looking place. There had been a involved, in that it was on the ground and he'd bent to pick it up and then there were here.

Could you even get trapped inside a book? Did that even happen to people?

But actually, Kirk doesn't care right now because he is far more concerned with something else.]

"Why am I wearing a dress?"

[ooc; This clearly before the log for everyone. Uh, just spam at will. I don't have icons of Kirk in a blue dress so use your imagination.]