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[captain_jtkirk]

Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

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[tis_disapproval]

'Toys'?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Action figures. Whatever.

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[tis_disapproval]

And what, pray tell, is so fantastical about numbers?

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[captain_jtkirk]

What?

[tooscaredtoask]

Then you're just going to run around killing people? That's hardly seeing a good example.

[captain_jtkirk]

Then I'm going to shoot whoever I see with them.

[tooscaredtoask]

That seems more fair.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why do you ask?

[batmanschmatman]

Sounds like someone's having a good day.

[captain_jtkirk]

Oh the best.

[batmanschmatman]

Do you have any ideas of where they wandered off to?

[captain_jtkirk]

I do sort of suspect they have become animate and can move on their own.

[gotgreenmagic]

...

Did somebody take your dollies away, Cap'n?

[captain_jtkirk]

You are so funny.

[gotgreenmagic]

Look, I don't like the idea of someone using our tiny plastic images for whatever nefarious purposes any more than you do, buuuut...yeah, I thought so.

[captain_jtkirk]

So you will or won't help me look for them.

[peter_vincent]

Mind giving a bit more of a description, hm?

[captain_jtkirk]

I have my own action figure, among others. And now they're gone.

[peter_vincent]

Are we talking... mint-in-box, unreasonably expensive kind of thing, or one of those cheap things made in somewhere foreign?

[slayage]

Someone took your action figures?

[captain_jtkirk]

It looks like it.

[slayage]

Why in the world would anyone want to steal-

[..I meeeean.] Any reasonable suspects?

[darknessb4me]

I took them.

[This is way too blasé not to be trolling.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk suspects this :c] Really?

[darknessb4me]

No, go to hell.