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Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

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What if I start sleep sexing you?

Once you're over the death toll you can go get counselling or something until you stop.

I don't think we have any counselors left here.

I'd be prepared to wait.

Edited 2012-02-09 23:59 (UTC)

You could try healing me.

Kirk, in this hypothetical situation you'd need some kind of proximity alarm to stop me breaking your arms every time I'm within twenty feet of you.

[Change the subject bro :c]

Edited 2012-02-10 00:12 (UTC)

... okay.

So was that a no to getting you extra blankets?

Kirk, you can leave whatever the heck you want in my cabin, I really don't care.

Even Aristotle?

.....no.

I really don't know what you have against him.

Him specifically? Nothing. All my problems are with my furniture getting covered in fur and my apartment smelling like dog.

He really doesn't shed that much. And I'd be more concerned about your shoes than the smell.

Yeah, unlike you I keep my shoes in a closet instead of just throwing them wherever, so that is not actually something that worries me.

I like that you think a closet door can come between him and his love of rubber soles.

That kinda says more about the quality of your closets than anything else.

Don't talk about Enterprise's closets.

You're really gonna defend your baby right down to the furniture, huh.

Yep.

Lame.

I like to think of it as pride.

Whatever, I guess your designers weren't expecting marauding canine shoe-eaters.

I'll be sure to pass on the advice when there's a remodel.

Hey, they're your shoes, I don't care.

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