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[captain_jtkirk]

Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

Comments

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm just asking if you know anything.

And you are here for being a thief.

[tooscaredtoask]

Of stuff people would actually pay money for. And since we're kind of stuck here, with no money or any private islands to run off to when we spend it, I really don't see the point in taking stuff that doesn't belong to me here.

[captain_jtkirk]

[CLEARLY YOU DO YOU LITTLE SHIT]

Old habits can die hard.

[tooscaredtoask]

[ILU C:]

For some people, maybe.

[captain_jtkirk]

[I am pushing you over the side]

I'm glad to hear that then.

[tooscaredtoask]

[Thank god you don't have a keel to haul me from huh.]

Good luck finding your toys. Let me know if I can help.

[captain_jtkirk]

[OR SO YOU THINK]

Think like a thief and tell me why someone would take them to begin with.

[tooscaredtoask]

[... THIS PLAN WAS NOT THOUGHT THROUGH.]

Well, they aren't valuable, are they? Do dolls have some significance where you're from?

[captain_jtkirk]

No.

[tooscaredtoask]

Then obviously someone wants to make you mad.

[captain_jtkirk]

That doesn't narrow it down much.

[tooscaredtoask]

Really? I guess it could always just be a prank.

[captain_jtkirk]

Again not narrowed.

[tooscaredtoask]

Do you actually have friends?

[captain_jtkirk]

Do you?

[tooscaredtoask]

Nope. That doesn't answer my question though.

[captain_jtkirk]

Flynn, you've been here for over a month and you don't have anyone you could call a friend. [Hey bro you're a loser]

[tooscaredtoask]

Friends are one of the many luxuries I can't afford. What's your excuse?

[captain_jtkirk]

I hate people. [Plus he's lying, he has Bones and Shego and Dick and Tim sorta and Cissie and Prefect and okay lots of people]

[tooscaredtoask]

Seems like a bad trait in a starship captain.

[captain_jtkirk]

Not really. I'm in charge of them, I'm not their friend.

[tooscaredtoask]

Then you should have said you hate being friends with people.

[captain_jtkirk]

Most people on this ship make me hate them.

[tooscaredtoask]

That's just depressing.

[captain_jtkirk]

Says the man with no friends at all.