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[captain_jtkirk]

Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

Comments

[tooscaredtoask]

Nope. That doesn't answer my question though.

[captain_jtkirk]

Flynn, you've been here for over a month and you don't have anyone you could call a friend. [Hey bro you're a loser]

[tooscaredtoask]

Friends are one of the many luxuries I can't afford. What's your excuse?

[captain_jtkirk]

I hate people. [Plus he's lying, he has Bones and Shego and Dick and Tim sorta and Cissie and Prefect and okay lots of people]

[tooscaredtoask]

Seems like a bad trait in a starship captain.

[captain_jtkirk]

Not really. I'm in charge of them, I'm not their friend.

[tooscaredtoask]

Then you should have said you hate being friends with people.

[captain_jtkirk]

Most people on this ship make me hate them.

[tooscaredtoask]

That's just depressing.

[captain_jtkirk]

Says the man with no friends at all.

[tooscaredtoask]

Friends slow you down in my line of work.

[captain_jtkirk]

Funny how you aren't a thief here.

[tooscaredtoask]

It's a habit. And everyone here is insane.

[captain_jtkirk]

Not everyone.

[tooscaredtoask]

Fine, most people.

[captain_jtkirk]

Go make a friend, Flynn.

[tooscaredtoask]

Why?

[captain_jtkirk]

Because it might surprise you. Consider it your homework this week.

[tooscaredtoask]

What happens if I don't do it?

[captain_jtkirk]

Just do it and you won't have to find out.

[tooscaredtoask]

Fine.