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[captain_jtkirk]

Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

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Private

[gotgreenmagic]

[How is that any sort of burn.]

...I wasn't living in that apartment long enough to think about spare blankets. It's not like I was anticipating anybody being around to steal them.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I'd say I would try to work on it, but it'd be a horrible lie.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

You may not believe this but there is actually a ceiling on how much I can resent you for stuff you do while you're asleep.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

[/forever smug]

What if I start sleep sexing you?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Once you're over the death toll you can go get counselling or something until you stop.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think we have any counselors left here.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

I'd be prepared to wait.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

You could try healing me.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Kirk, in this hypothetical situation you'd need some kind of proximity alarm to stop me breaking your arms every time I'm within twenty feet of you.

[Change the subject bro :c]

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

... okay.

So was that a no to getting you extra blankets?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Kirk, you can leave whatever the heck you want in my cabin, I really don't care.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Even Aristotle?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

.....no.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I really don't know what you have against him.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Him specifically? Nothing. All my problems are with my furniture getting covered in fur and my apartment smelling like dog.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

He really doesn't shed that much. And I'd be more concerned about your shoes than the smell.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, unlike you I keep my shoes in a closet instead of just throwing them wherever, so that is not actually something that worries me.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I like that you think a closet door can come between him and his love of rubber soles.

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[gotgreenmagic]

That kinda says more about the quality of your closets than anything else.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Don't talk about Enterprise's closets.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

You're really gonna defend your baby right down to the furniture, huh.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Yep.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Lame.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I like to think of it as pride.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Whatever, I guess your designers weren't expecting marauding canine shoe-eaters.