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[captain_jtkirk]

Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

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[tooscaredtoask]

That seems more fair.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why do you ask?

[tooscaredtoask]

Because you're my warden, and I would think "shooting people solves problems" isn't quite what the Admiral had in mind when he hired you.

[captain_jtkirk]

He doesn't really have a moral compass himself sometimes.

[tooscaredtoask]

So you can do whatever you want?

[captain_jtkirk]

Do you know something, Flynn?

[tooscaredtoask]

What?

[captain_jtkirk]

You heard me.

[tooscaredtoask]

Why would I take your dolls, or know anyone who did want to take your dolls? They're toys. Did I end up here because I was stealing toys, Jim?

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm just asking if you know anything.

And you are here for being a thief.

[tooscaredtoask]

Of stuff people would actually pay money for. And since we're kind of stuck here, with no money or any private islands to run off to when we spend it, I really don't see the point in taking stuff that doesn't belong to me here.

[captain_jtkirk]

[CLEARLY YOU DO YOU LITTLE SHIT]

Old habits can die hard.

[tooscaredtoask]

[ILU C:]

For some people, maybe.

[captain_jtkirk]

[I am pushing you over the side]

I'm glad to hear that then.

[tooscaredtoask]

[Thank god you don't have a keel to haul me from huh.]

Good luck finding your toys. Let me know if I can help.

[captain_jtkirk]

[OR SO YOU THINK]

Think like a thief and tell me why someone would take them to begin with.

[tooscaredtoask]

[... THIS PLAN WAS NOT THOUGHT THROUGH.]

Well, they aren't valuable, are they? Do dolls have some significance where you're from?

[captain_jtkirk]

No.

[tooscaredtoask]

Then obviously someone wants to make you mad.

[captain_jtkirk]

That doesn't narrow it down much.

[tooscaredtoask]

Really? I guess it could always just be a prank.

[captain_jtkirk]

Again not narrowed.

[tooscaredtoask]

Do you actually have friends?

[captain_jtkirk]

Do you?

[tooscaredtoask]

Nope. That doesn't answer my question though.