captain_jtkirk

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Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

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Jim, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but Toy Story was just a movie.

Half of the floods here sound like the plots of a bad movie.

Hey, Toy Story was awesome.

Becoming a child more than three times was not.

I can think of worse things.

Like turning into a woman.

We'll go with that.

What do you mean then?

That I'd rather be a kid again than run into that other Barge, or have the ship taken over by bloodthirsty Aztecs, or zombie, quasi cannibalistic crew members, or fall in love with my inmate...? [Why so serious bro. :c]

The love floods at least get people laid.

Yeah, no thanks.

By the way, I labeled your action figure so whoever has it is probably aware of your secret.

I kind of figure anyone who hasn't figured it out after I was wearing the suit on a public video post is never going to put two and two together. I mean, I'm not going to be shouting it from the deck or anything and I appreciate your continued discretion but, it's not a huge deal.

Why did you label it?

I couldn't remember which one was you or Tim but that's good that you don't really care.

... Our uniforms don't look anything alike.

Two black haired kids with masks and skin tight outfits. Same essential thing.

Tim's has a cowl and a cape, I just have a mask and no cape, mine's blue and back and doesn't have a utility belt, Tim's is red and black and has a bird logo and utility belt...

And just because you're a few years older than me doesn't make me a kid.