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.058 - re: presents

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

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Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

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Because yours is all I Don't Care About My Skin flavored. Does it bother you that it's there?

I was just confused how it got there.

I don't remember, I guess I tossed it in there when I realized your stuff was giving me scales.

I didn't realize you were so delicate.

I'm not delicate, James, I just have higher standards of personal care.

Girl standards.

I'd say I have higher standards than most girls too, but okay.

I don't think I've been in your bathroom, so I wouldn't be able to tell.

So what, do you usually judge your partners' beauty products? That's kind of warped.

I usually don't see them and so no judgement is made.

So why do you think you could make it this time if uou have no frame of reference?

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Whatever, if it makes you feel better you can throw a bottle of your cheap body wash for scaly losers in my bathroom.

Maybe I'll just use yours.

Maybe that was my plan all along. If I left some semi-decent shampoo in there d'you think you might use that too?

What's wrong with my shampoo?

Sixty per cent of the time your hair looks like you scalped a tribble.

What about the other forty?

Passable.

I draw the line at dressing me, just so you know.

I'm pretty sure you can shave without hurting yourself as well.

Saw you got paired with the Ren Faire reject. Talked to him yet?

Yeah, he seems alright.

Huh.

I guess trying to negotiate trades is frowned on, right?

I wouldn't trade even if it wasn't.

Not with you specifically. I'd take anybody, so long as I didn't want to punch them in the throat every time they talked.

Is is really that bad?

Yes. Ugh, he's just...I wouldn't care if he was just knowingly, maliciously telling me lies. I could deal with that. But no, he's just delusional. He believes things that are not true.

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