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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2012-01-03 12:35 am
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.058 - re: presents

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?
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gotgreenmagic: (not this shit again)

Re: Private

[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-04 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno what the point is. He's so totally invested in this fiction he's invented about himself that anything I say based on 'facts' or 'his own life history' just bounces straight off him.
captain_jtkirk: (saving the world is a waste of time)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-04 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe go along with it then. See if he traps himself in a corner.
gotgreenmagic: (surrounded by idiots)

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[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-04 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It won't help. I just don't understand.
captain_jtkirk: (let's be real. this isn't going anywhere)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-04 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure what to tell you. If it was easy, he wouldn't be here.
gotgreenmagic: (life's so hard)

Private

[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not entirely sure that's true, but okay. I just need to complain about stuff sometimes.
captain_jtkirk: (i refuse to leave this chair sir)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-04 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Complain away. It sucks being a warden sometimes.
gotgreenmagic: (maybe just pouting a little bit)

Private

[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-04 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll just ignore him for the next eighteen months and pick back up on the whole wardening thing after he's realized graduating is the only realistic way out.
captain_jtkirk: (gold is my color)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-04 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Bitter still isn't your color.
gotgreenmagic: (do your own damn laundry)

Private

[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-04 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
How is that bitter?
captain_jtkirk: (that is a shit plan Bones)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-04 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It felt bitter. And also like old news.
gotgreenmagic: (I am critical of this idea)

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[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-04 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you love taking stuff personally but that wasn't actually a shot at you, Jim.
captain_jtkirk: (erm... your mom?)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-04 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Everything you say is personal :c] Then... Okay.
gotgreenmagic: (bored / nailfile)

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[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-05 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
...

And for the record that's not what I think you did.
captain_jtkirk: (real captains ride motorcycles)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-05 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
You wanna come over and bitch about him more? I can give you a massage with some lotion that smells like a sunset.
gotgreenmagic: (yeah I'm cool)

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[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Wait wait wait, I can get massages in trade for slightly encouraging remarks? Let me make a note of that.

...

By which I mean yes I do.
captain_jtkirk: (captaining. leave me be.)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-05 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'm just trying to get laid.
gotgreenmagic: (that's just super)

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[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-05 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
I just assume that's at least part of your motivation for everything you do.

Come to my cabin. You haven't seen it yet, right?
captain_jtkirk: (proud of who I am)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
No I have not. [He's so coming over now.]
gotgreenmagic: (hands clasped)

this would be spam now I believe

[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-05 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Door's unlocked.

[And when he shows up he'll find she's living in a slightly soulless penthouse apartment with floor-to-ceiling windows and an awful lot of empty floor space. And a green and black decorative motif. Shut up.]
captain_jtkirk: (let's be real. this isn't going anywhere)

spam then

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-05 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's just kind of depressing. Jim raised an eyebrow at the decor.] "You really like green."
gotgreenmagic: (maybe just pouting a little bit)

spam

[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-05 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
She pouted. "Old habits die hard, okay? It's been forever since I was living somewhere for long enough to bother decorating."
captain_jtkirk: (proud of who I am)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-05 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Aww well don't pout at him. Jim reached for her, smiling at her a little bit. "Green suits you."
gotgreenmagic: (well whaddya know)

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[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Everything suits me, jerk." She slid away from him, smirking.
captain_jtkirk: (pound it pike)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Tease.

"Do you want that massage or not?"
gotgreenmagic: (vixen / flirty)

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[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-01-05 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes. Yes I do. I even dug out my sunset-est lotion for you." She waved at a sliding door over on one side of the room. "Bedroom's through there."

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