.058 - re: presents

[captain_jtkirk]

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

Comments

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[gotgreenmagic]

She grinned and squirmed. "You were still a total punk kid. I was out saving the world when I was fifteen."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"And look where you went with that."

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[gotgreenmagic]

"I was a hero longer than I was a villain. My karma's still in the black."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"And I save the world from becoming a black hole. I think I'm fine."

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[gotgreenmagic]

"Mm." She shifted a little under his hands. "So what's your Inmate's deal? Besides the criminally offensive haircut and tendency to scream like a girl in trying situations, I mean."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"Morally grey compass. Selfish tendencies. I think I have a type," Jim stopped moving his hands for a moment. "What did you do to him to make him scream?"

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[gotgreenmagic]

She didn't even comment on that first remark because it was true.

"Nothing, James. I happened to be around when he came up on deck for the first time, apparently it was just that traumatic."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"It's probably because you're green and like a witch."

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[gotgreenmagic]

"Bite me. He didn't even know I was there until after he was done."

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[captain_jtkirk]

It was probably just because he could that made Kirk lean down and bite her on the neck lightly. She said to do it, you can't blame him for that. "I still maintain you are scary."

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[gotgreenmagic]

She made an indescribable noise and reached around blindly to slap at the side of his head.

"Not so scary that you're not okay with just biting me. You are the worst masseur ever."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"It's the lotion. It's not enough like a sunset," Jim answered, resting his chin against her shoulder. "I find myself unthreatened while you're in your underwear anyway."

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[gotgreenmagic]

"Well that's just naivety on your part. Like I'd need to be dressed to completely annihilate you, Cap'n."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"Do you even want to?"

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[gotgreenmagic]

"I'm saying I could, not that I'm going to."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"Cause you think I'm good looking."

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[gotgreenmagic]

"Ahem. You offered me a massage and now you're asking me to stroke your ego? That is so not how this works."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"You can stroke my other parts if that's what you want to do instead."

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[gotgreenmagic]

"Pervert." She sighed semi-tolerantly. "You're transcendentally beautiful, James. Okay?"

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[captain_jtkirk]

"Oh you are so kind." Jim laughed and went back to rubbing her back. "I like that you use my real name now."

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[gotgreenmagic]

Apparently compliments were the equivalent of dropping in a quarter when he stopped doing whatever she wanted him to. Or maybe she was just noticing this now.

"What can I tell you. I never settled on an insult I liked enough to stick with."