.058 - re: presents

[captain_jtkirk]

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

Comments

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

She made an indescribable noise and reached around blindly to slap at the side of his head.

"Not so scary that you're not okay with just biting me. You are the worst masseur ever."

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"It's the lotion. It's not enough like a sunset," Jim answered, resting his chin against her shoulder. "I find myself unthreatened while you're in your underwear anyway."

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

"Well that's just naivety on your part. Like I'd need to be dressed to completely annihilate you, Cap'n."

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"Do you even want to?"

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

"I'm saying I could, not that I'm going to."

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"Cause you think I'm good looking."

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

"Ahem. You offered me a massage and now you're asking me to stroke your ego? That is so not how this works."

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"You can stroke my other parts if that's what you want to do instead."

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

"Pervert." She sighed semi-tolerantly. "You're transcendentally beautiful, James. Okay?"

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"Oh you are so kind." Jim laughed and went back to rubbing her back. "I like that you use my real name now."

spam

[gotgreenmagic]

Apparently compliments were the equivalent of dropping in a quarter when he stopped doing whatever she wanted him to. Or maybe she was just noticing this now.

"What can I tell you. I never settled on an insult I liked enough to stick with."