.058 - re: presents

[captain_jtkirk]

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

Comments

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not sure what to tell you. If it was easy, he wouldn't be here.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Not entirely sure that's true, but okay. I just need to complain about stuff sometimes.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Complain away. It sucks being a warden sometimes.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Maybe I'll just ignore him for the next eighteen months and pick back up on the whole wardening thing after he's realized graduating is the only realistic way out.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Bitter still isn't your color.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

How is that bitter?

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

It felt bitter. And also like old news.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic]

I know you love taking stuff personally but that wasn't actually a shot at you, Jim.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

[Everything you say is personal :c] Then... Okay.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic]

...

And for the record that's not what I think you did.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

You wanna come over and bitch about him more? I can give you a massage with some lotion that smells like a sunset.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Wait wait wait, I can get massages in trade for slightly encouraging remarks? Let me make a note of that.

...

By which I mean yes I do.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Maybe I'm just trying to get laid.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic]

I just assume that's at least part of your motivation for everything you do.

Come to my cabin. You haven't seen it yet, right?

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

No I have not. [He's so coming over now.]

this would be spam now I believe

[gotgreenmagic]

Door's unlocked.

[And when he shows up he'll find she's living in a slightly soulless penthouse apartment with floor-to-ceiling windows and an awful lot of empty floor space. And a green and black decorative motif. Shut up.]

spam then

[captain_jtkirk]

[Well that's just kind of depressing. Jim raised an eyebrow at the decor.] "You really like green."

spam

[gotgreenmagic]

She pouted. "Old habits die hard, okay? It's been forever since I was living somewhere for long enough to bother decorating."

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

Aww well don't pout at him. Jim reached for her, smiling at her a little bit. "Green suits you."

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

"Everything suits me, jerk." She slid away from him, smirking.

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

Tease.

"Do you want that massage or not?"

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

"Yes. Yes I do. I even dug out my sunset-est lotion for you." She waved at a sliding door over on one side of the room. "Bedroom's through there."

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"I just don't understand how you can know what a sunset smells like. Or a breeze or whatever strange names there are," Jim answered, heading for the bedroom and yeah, this was an improvement over her last place. Less creepy cave like.

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

"Yeah, it's not like anyone's ever named a guys' hygiene product after an abstract noun. I would happily put money on you using aftershave called Storm or Armageddon or something when you were fourteen or however old you were when you started going after the female population of Iowa." She paused in both speaking and unbuttoning her shirt. "If you were less than fourteen I don't wanna know."

Re: spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"I was fifteen thank you," Kirk answered, sitting on the edge of her bed, and maybe watching her undress, what of it. He had permission to look now. "Girls still had cooties at fourteen."